Empower To Change. Leo Camp in Cameron Highlands.

Recently i went to Cameron's for a Leo Camp. So this being a blog and all let me give you the exact details. The group from whole of SELANGOR consists of 3 people. Ivan, Victor and me. Incase your wondering who 'me' is. Me is SABASH. My dad was suppose to send us up there cause Ivan's dad is paranoid about letting him use public transport. We were leaving at 6 something on the 7th of December. But i only slept at 3am on the 7th, which nearly made me late for the trip. The day earlier i asked my dad whether he wanted a wake up call. But he said NO, so i left him be. 7th started with my mum knocking on my door at 5.15am. First word she said was 'What time is it'. I was like 'Go out la ma'. Then she opened my room door and started he morning 'speech'. Out of that i work up, to my suprise my sister was all awake and ready for me and my dad. And where was my dad.? You guessed it. Still sleeping. So about 5.40 like that i came out of my shower half naked half dead. Then i called Ivan and that fellar was outside my door. I asked my mum to open the door and my maid to make me something to drink. Then i changed and went downstairs and victor was also there. Ivan and Victor were carrying small bags compared to my supper huge luggage. So then we got on the car and went off, to my suprise we three had something to talk the whole way. I mean the whole four hours we were talking about something. When we arrived at the campsite it was bloody hell raining. Adn to my horror i brought the wrong kind of sweater. Only after coming back i found out i hand not one but two windbreakers. So we were waiting at the capsite when the cavalry arrived. Then i realised that there were only 5 non-chinese. I'm not being racist or anything here but for every 1 non chinese there were at least 15 chinese guys. The first thing we did in the camp was cook our own food in a leaking barbecque place. And ivan got the name 'pyro'. That guy was good man. He could start fire when the even if the place was sunk, ok maybe thats to hyperbolic. Anyway after cooking mostly un-cooked food, which we had to eat. We had this 'team' breaking stuff. I was the only indian in my group which made me real uncomfortable becase every side i turned there were people speaking languages i barely knew. And the only words i knew in their languages could get me much more then trouble. SO we did some nonsense stuff that whole day and it was back to camp. Thank god victor brought his cards. So we were gambling until the wee hours of the morning and the scary part was, Ivan completely changes his character when we gamble. With the shady voice and poor lighting in the camp, victor and i were really freaked. Which resulted in me losing rm5 and victor losing rm15.

Day 2
Ivan got up early and showered in the bathrrom whichw as full of naked men running around their underwears. Victor and i got 'smart' and decided to shower in the river. Refreshing actuallay. It freezing your ass was a hobby, Victor and i would have been doing exactly that. Then we did this hiking thing. Man gunung berembun( the mountain we hiked) was fun. But ivan's group got to peak while my fucking group didnt want to peak cause they were tired. The scariest part was when this chinese guy slipped behind me falling on me, on this watch tower which needed more support then my grandmother. On the hike i met this boy. He's name is Vikneash. He looks mighty small but he interogated me as though he was 300 years older then me. But for the lack of company i just answered him plus he reminded me of my liltle brother. Then came back got cooking competition. Blablabla. Then the was the WATER GAMES. Let's skip the part where my team played cause honestly we guys SUCKED. So we fast forward and towards victor and ivans team. Ivan is a guy who get's easily excited even if you show him plain paper. And this was against victor and ivan got real excited. So as the game progessed ivan did the most unthinkable thing, he threw the damn water baloon onto a girl 'vjj'. And just like thoose counter strike moments, she got down on her knee's and pleaded for help from the mighty lord and lighting struck and then the apocolypse crew came. Ok that didnt happen. But she did kneel in pain. Then there was this this stupid game the OC played with us. It was called 'do-rae-mon'. But we knew it as my angel game. Victor and i found out who our angels were and were not even bothered.. But ivan was all semangat asking every girl he sees whether she is melissa. One girl got so horrified that she said yes at first and then she asid no and she straight ran away. Like to the other end of the camp site. FellowSHIT night was a dumb thing. But ivan always amazes us. He did the most unthinkable. See there was this girl, her name is is Roxanne and she from Penang. She had her name tag between her legs near her 'punani'. And ivan with no second thoughts just grabbed the......Not the punani you perverts, but the tag. The girl being dumb enough just went 'awwwww'. The other awwwww. Then we had all this game and we saw some latin dance guy splitting and breaking his dick. The 'gay'gamemaster guy was really cool. All salutes to Lion Alan from Ipoh Metro Lions club. Then we went back to the camo and gambled again. This time the amount lost in disclosed cause it's beyond your wildest imagination, plus gambling is BAD.

Day 3
By this time we were wishing to be back home. So we just skip and go staright to the bus ride. Which nothing much happened other then sleeping and headches and eating cold french fries. There was this fucker guy at cameron's station who couldnt udnerstand no english. Then we reached kl and went to mcD and eating. Ivans dad was creepy just like him. No i know where the saying like father like son comes from. We were eating and all suddenly out of no where this voice came 'why walk so far wan, BODO'. We turned and realised it was ivan's clowny dad. He treats us all like his own sons. Which is really cool cause he just scholds the hack out of us anytime he feels like. Then i reach home 'hugged' my sister and then beat the crap out of her. Went online then just slept of.

Other things that happened in the camp.
1). People actually asked me whether i knew how to speak cantonese, hokkien and mandarin.
2). We identified the long lost high pitch girl.
3). Ivan bear hugged Lion Ong Lai Peng.
4). We showered twice in the entire camp cause we didnt sweat and both of the times we swam in the river.
5).My team underestimated my strength which ended in me carrying 5 people.
6).I swore to wear underwear when i slept in camps.
7).I learned the importance of a sleeping bag.
8).There were many other things like me shivering and ivan talking nonsense and vicotr destroying the survey form. But thoose memories are just for us to enjoy and for you to ponder.


THE END

The art of not being ready.

As i've told you in the past i'm a very carefree and laid back person. I'm so laid back that i have a camp this friday and i dont know a single thing about it. And the best part is i'm in charge of two other fellars. But i think i can make it through alive cause there's still a day. Which is 24 hours and a few hours and seconds. So then what else happening. Oh yah recently hari when to get his dog but one damn asshole beat him to it so i wish hari happy dog hunting. Then all the fellars went for church camp and stuff like that. This few days single question kept playing through my mind. Which is results days. They all say it's coming on the 28 of december. I'm just hoping the results loose the address and get dumped in sea. Cause it's one of thoose things you just dont anticipate in life. Then to add to that got few fellars semangat enough to count down till results day. When i get my 7a's i will get my drum lessons. That what my mum told me. But i think i should go with the ps3. The only reason i'm wrtting this column is because of AHDESYA, who asked to update my blog. So AHDESYA, i already updated.